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Dec 24th "Oh, you little bitch baguette! Why won't you stay in your hole! You blimy bastard, Arggg!" Then a small assertive voice did speak the voice meant for the Holy day. "Happy thoughts, we're not having anyone cry today." "Yea, sorry, right happy thoughts." says the Captain. Think happy thoughts, find a happy place. I did, and then the damn baguette falls out again "@#%$%$#@$#%#@%#$%#$%$#%@#$%#$!@#$!$!#"..."Hey!" says that voice to my right " I said HAPPY thoughts!" ,... "Yea, sorry, right happy thoughts." And the pattern went on for quite some time of the day. Until,... Homeland Security, and a sweet bottle of 2001 French wine and some cheese walked through our door. At first I'm mad because I've still got some jobs to do which means no wine. Does Homeland Security care? No they forced that red liquid down my throat, well more like handed me a glass and said "Gitmo or the Glass your choice." When they give you those truth serums, does your body relax? Do stress levels decrease? Come to think of it was I just tagged by government nannites under a guise of friendship? Damn,, oh well it was good wine, and good wine is worth selling out. Actually I thought it was really neat that people I barely knew would spend the day hanging in the shop, bring a coveted bottle of wine, and toast the season. They asked for nothing except to watch the day, they said nice things about my jewelry to people, and brought joy to the shop. This was unexpected and made me feel really warm, of course it could have been the serum he slipped in the glass. So to you Homeland Security Man and his wife the Smart One words of this journal could not gush enough to express the emotions I have toward y'all. Thank you so much, peace, love, and could you "acquire" a few more of those bottles with that serum?
Love, Your Jeweler
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